Desert. Yeah. Great. Trade a copperhead in the garage for scorpions and rattlesnakes.
No thanks. I'll shovel the f*cking snow.
I'm with you. Minnesota has a couple of weeks of cold weather, but after that you have active springs, warm summers and stunning falls. I'll take mosquitos and ticks over rattlesnakes and scorpions any day. No hurricanes, sand storms or earthquakes. We don't get as much snow as Buffalo, NY or upper Michigan and if does snow a lot, this is my shovel:
