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Offline gumby_in_co

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Re: Fantasy Football
« Reply #90 on: November 19, 2018, 11:20:57 PM »
HOLY CRAP!!!! Chefs with the defensive TD and Giant Arm Gumby takes the lead!!!
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Re: Fantasy Football
« Reply #91 on: November 20, 2018, 01:54:51 AM »
HOLY CRAP!!!! Chefs with the defensive TD and Giant Arm Gumby takes the lead!!!

I had Hill tonight....unfortunately I was up against Matt who had Mahomes, Hunt and the Rams D....

Yah I got crushed !

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Re: Fantasy Football
« Reply #92 on: November 29, 2018, 01:37:02 PM »
I still have a chance to make the REAL playoffs. The following needs to happen:
  • The Fighting Amish win
  • The Waiver Kings lose
  • Ug n Shoot lose
  • The Fighting Amish tie in points or outscore The Waiver Kings
  • The Fighting Amish outscore Ug n Shoot by 24

Odds, anyone?
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Re: Fantasy Football
« Reply #93 on: November 29, 2018, 01:59:11 PM »
I still have a chance to make the REAL playoffs. The following needs to happen:
  • The Fighting Amish win
  • The Waiver Kings lose
  • Ug n Shoot lose
  • The Fighting Amish tie in points or outscore The Waiver Kings
  • The Fighting Amish outscore Ug n Shoot by 24

Odds, anyone?

Can't you come up with a scenario where Ug & Shoot wins?


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Re: Fantasy Football
« Reply #94 on: November 29, 2018, 02:01:38 PM »
Can't you come up with a scenario where Ug & Shoot wins?

Well, lots, actually. But none where the Amish get to the playoffs.

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Re: Fantasy Football
« Reply #95 on: November 29, 2018, 02:11:01 PM »
In 1993, I was in the Marine Corps and playing 8 man tackle football on an intramural team at MCAS Cherry Point.  The week before our last game of the season, most of our team got deployed to support a UN disaster relief effort in Haiti.  We only had 5 players left and we didn't want to forfeit the last game so we went through our barracks and recruited up 3 more players to have a full team.  On offense, we used a spread double slots formation with a 3 man line and passed every down.  I was the QB.  My nickname was Ug.  One of the guys said we were running the Ug and Shoot offense.  We got beat 42-0.  Now you know the rest of the story.

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Re: Fantasy Football
« Reply #96 on: November 29, 2018, 06:03:17 PM »
In 1993, I was in the Marine Corps and playing 8 man tackle football on an intramural team at MCAS Cherry Point.  The week before our last game of the season, most of our team got deployed to support a UN disaster relief effort in Haiti.  We only had 5 players left and we didn't want to forfeit the last game so we went through our barracks and recruited up 3 more players to have a full team.  On offense, we used a spread double slots formation with a 3 man line and passed every down.  I was the QB.  My nickname was Ug.  One of the guys said we were running the Ug and Shoot offense.  We got beat 42-0.  Now you know the rest of the story.

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Re: Fantasy Football
« Reply #97 on: December 03, 2018, 09:08:57 AM »
Just to emphasize that I do NOT belong in the playoffs, I went and got the lowest points of any team this week. Blech!
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Re: Fantasy Football
« Reply #98 on: December 03, 2018, 10:17:53 AM »
Just to emphasize that I do NOT belong in the playoffs, I went and got the lowest points of any team this week. Blech!

I did my part to get you in.

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Re: Fantasy Football
« Reply #99 on: December 03, 2018, 11:50:25 AM »
1-5 to 7-6!

Lost AJ green for the year tho. Doubt iíll be able to survive that.
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Re: Fantasy Football
« Reply #100 on: December 03, 2018, 12:27:43 PM »
PLAYOFFS!!

Six teams are definitely in:
GO BLUE!!!
Mayfield Mayhem
Ladybugs
Giant Arm Gumby
O.M.I.T.s
Coach JC

Two teams are definitely out:
E's Fighting Amish
Finderskeepersbunny
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Re: Fantasy Football
« Reply #101 on: December 03, 2018, 12:37:17 PM »
1-5 to 7-6!

Lost AJ green for the year tho. Doubt iíll be able to survive that.

Still a great rebound !
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Re: Fantasy Football
« Reply #102 on: December 03, 2018, 12:39:30 PM »
PLAYOFFS!!

Six teams are definitely in:
GO BLUE!!!
Mayfield Mayhem
Ladybugs
Giant Arm Gumby
O.M.I.T.s
Coach JC

Two teams are definitely out:
E's Fighting Amish
Finderskeepersbunny

Just wanted to say once again...thanks for putting this together every year. Fun stuff.
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Re: Fantasy Football
« Reply #103 on: December 04, 2018, 08:01:08 AM »
Just wanted to say once again...thanks for putting this together every year. Fun stuff.

It is fun. And thanks to everyone for participating!
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Re: Fantasy Football
« Reply #104 on: December 04, 2018, 08:04:50 AM »
Playoffs are all set. Once again, I get to feel sorry for myself as I watch them instead of playing. Good luck to all!
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